when someone tries to explain how to do something and all you hear is
FOR USE OF
ADVICE & ASSISTANCE OBTAINABLE IMMEDIATELY
HOVER TO OPEN
David Anders in Criminal Minds
I could do it
Leo whispers to himself
I could just snatch it and run
i feel like salem the cat is tumblr’s spirit animal
do you guys see what i’m getting at
DO YOU EVER WANT TO MAKE THE FRIEND SO BAD, BUT YOU GET TOO NERVOUS AND ACCIDENTALLY EAT THEM
I may never have to face the anger of those guns, or lie cold and wounded in my blood, or know the sacrifice and what it must have cost for him to love me that much.
let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity
my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.
my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy
well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16
an acquaintance’s mother rejected a date from jOHNNY DEPP
my mom’s friend rejected channing tatum
one day benedict cumberbatch and tom hiddleston are gonna win all of the oscars and theyre gonna be like “oh bless you but i cant take all of these here give them to the nominees yes bless you im so sorry”
And that was how Leonardo DiCaprio finally got an Oscar.
I just spit water all over my desk.
This makes me vaguely uncomfortable.
The resemblance is uncanny.
The gifs even lined up klasdjhgd I’m fucking crying
“I don’t really listen to music”
do people ever actually win giveaways or is it just a myth